Posted 1 day ago

Drakengard is a weird thing to exist, man.

The gameplay is terrible. The music is terrible. The characters are terrible and terribly written, as is the plot. By all accounts the game should have nothing going for it whether you’re a pure gamer or after some kind of story-telling experience.

But people don’t remember Drakengard for what it wasn’t, that being good; people remember Drakengard for what it was, that being COMPLETELY INSANE.

Everyone in Drakengard is a dick. EVERYONE. You play as a mass murderer psychically linked with a misanthropic dragon. Your sister’s a passive waif and your best friend’s a moron who trades away his singing voice for his own dragon from a 6-year-old little girl who is actually possessed by a god. You hang out with a cannibal, a pedophile, an immortal runt, and an alarmingly racist member of the clergy. By the end of it you’ve racked up about as many kills as the sum of the first world war SINGLE-HANDEDLY, so much so that the evil empire can’t even one up you by inventing nuclear weapons (which they do) and drop them (which they do) from their flying continental fortress (which they have) before they summon pan-dimensional space babies (which exist) to kill everyone (which they accomplish).

The final battle has you hurling an alien deity through a rip in the fabric of space time to engage them in a rhythm battle over a monochromatic Tokyo, after which you get shot down by the Japanese air force and proceed to infect the entire world (our world) with magical aids that either kills you or turns you into a bloodthirsty salt giant. Yes, really.

Drakengard is a terrible game, but it is nonetheless a compellingly bizarre thing to exist.

Anonymous - 4chan /v/ (via parasitepaladin)
Posted 3 days ago

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

Posted 3 days ago
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garretts-stupid-face:

ohromanoff:

clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

# ‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHIELD IS GONE’

(Source: bcrnes)

Posted 3 days ago

masturbationofficial:

"are you available for a skype interview?"

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"no"

Posted 3 days ago

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

Posted 3 days ago

ladymarvels:

Technically Thor wasn’t even part of the avengers initiative. He just showed up to the party.

Posted 3 days ago
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monochromedevil:

kanasayu:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

WHAT THE FUCK

GOD DAMNIT YES

Posted 3 days ago

barnacleboyofficial:

maljoylove:

indiscoverable:

stardustkr7:

justplainsomething:

morice:

songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics

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I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.

The-song-that-must-not-be-named

We don’t talk about it

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ARE THOSE BLURRED FUCKING LIMES

(Source: moraniarty)